You’re drunk in a bathtub
with a red cup full of Birthday Cake flavored vodka
wearing a headdress
made of neon Dollar Store chicken feathers.
You’re half naked in a grassy field
with drugstore lipstick smeared under your eyes
and wearing moccasins from Urban Outfitters.
You can’t wait for Coachella
so you can finally smoke a peace pipe in a tepee
and find your Spirit Animal.
You think Native American culture is so beautiful
and clumsily show it with your
hashtags on tumblr and Instagram.
But when actual Indigenous people tell you that
Gypsy, Squaw and Red Injun are all racist slurs
Headdresses are sacred
and war paint on your white face is insulting
“I’m just appreciating your beautiful culture!
I’m 1/16th Cherokee.”
Ignoring the fact that running around
naked in the woods on shrooms
will not connect you with any tribe
and that your great great great great grandmother
along with the rest of the Cherokee people
never wore headdresses.
how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden.
okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true
It kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\
Accurately describes society’s views on women.
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
I HAVE NEVER FOUND A POST SO ACCURATE TO MY LIFE
equestrians: the lunatics that look at a thousand pound animal with a mind of its own and think “Yes I would like to ride that animal and get it to jump fences, run barrels, do ballet and more.”
Here’s to the equestrians who treat their horses and other riders well. Because not much else matters, whether your parents pay for everything or you work, so long as you’re respectful and kind, you can’t do much wrong.
If I ever become a trainer, I will force any of my elitist students who use the term bobo as an insult to ride in all neon.
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.